Tomorrow, well today actually since it's 1 in the morning, is laugh like a French person day btw. That's JAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

While I was waiting for my mom's nails to finish (she has those long nails, it takes her several hours more to get her nails done...) I went around town a bit.

I went to Daffy's department store and couldn't decide between two fabulous outfits, so instead I just bought a hat book, a polkadot tomato-red flower scruncy, a bubble bath set (Mutti said I should throw them into the pool to give tatu a heart attack!), and a box of note cards. Mutti didn't get the note cards thing "What, are you plannin' on snail mailin' anybody??" and that's when I announced my decision for July 17.

I said "Mom, These will be for my birthday invitations, because July 17th is my birthday and I'm having a party."

She was not mad, she just spited me for being selfish. PHH my birthday is the day I'm SUPPOSE to be selfish!

I always go into the beauty supply while mutti gets her nails done, To get the best poducts and to see the guy that works there. He's this really gorgey, quaffed, and sexy kind of guy and he knows my as the 'girl about town'. . His code name is Beauty Supply Guy. Which is obvious so it's BSG for short, and he'd never guess it's him. I always ask him what the best products are, and he knows all!

Last week, I went there and asked "What is the best hair shine-spary you can recommend?" And he hooked me up with this aerosal shine-spary that makes my hair look ultra-glamorous even on the dulllest days. *Flips hair*

Clik the picture and go to EYE LASH HEAVEN!!!!!

I went there today and asked him if he had any outrageously fake eyelashes in stock. "How outrageous?" he asked me.

"Well as you can see, I have naturally long eyelashes as it is." I said, batting my eyelashes. "So I don't want any of those lashes that are suppose to make lashless girls look lashy and natural, because my normal lashes over power those. I want eyelashes for dress up. Long twiggy style lashes. And drag queen lashes. Ones with glitter and beads are a bonus."

But the only fake eyelashes they had in stock were the natural ones :/ PHHH what's the point of those??? Anyway, he said he could order them especially for me. *Sigh*

When my mom was finished with her nails, we went to a Colombian resturaunt!! YUM! My mom speaks fluent spanish, and whenever we go to where she works now, she starts speaking in spanish and doesn't stop. She keep forgetting that I don't know how to speak Spanish! Not too well... She speaks to all the people in Spanish, then they start talking to me in Spanish... odd. I saw Brian's boyfriend there too!! He was at the West Indian deli. I'm going to eat West Indian cuisine one day because I like West Indian Soda.

Speaking of soda, while I was at the Mi terreina or whatever it was called, the lady came to ask us for our bebidas selection. Automatically I say coke, because it's always the first thing that comes to mind when I eat out in America. The after the waitress leaves, I look at the bebidas menu, and under SODA were the following choices:

Pony Malta

Postobon

Colombina

Leche (eww milk soda!)

Tropical

Nectar

Limon

anaranjado

.................... I can't believe I ordered a coke.

So now, I've just come back from a party at Brian's. A night with the girls. We watched a cult favorite "To Wong Fu, Thanks for everything! Julie Newmar", danced, and helped mediate Brian who's having boyfriend problems. Roberto (the one I saw at the West Indian deli) is mad at him and thinks Brian is cheating when Brian says just because he works with hot guys at Abercrombie doesn't mean he's cheating..... and whatever.. really sad stuff.

Once again I am reminded about how fabulous it is to be single!!! Signle and sexy and FABULOUS!

I have pictures of Brian in a silver, slinky gown!! We were all screaming because the gown is so tight and his 'Jimmy' was popping out. Lauren was wearing a lovely gown from Trinidad that was iridescent purple silk.

I'm really tired. I almost ate cat food, thinking it was beans from the Colombian place. I would have if it wasn't for Chivute, she saved my life! When I realized I had almost eaten cat food, I wanted to kill myself anyway!!! If I did eat cat food, ever, I'd probably kill myself. I should sleep, because I need at least 5 hours of sleep a night or I get like this. And I have near death experiances, like.... almost eating cat food.

Hannah

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