And I have to forfit my sexy seventeen!! FOR A BABY SHOWER!!!!

Ah damn damn damn my birthday is going to be ruined. The whole 'sexy seventeen' idea of turning 17 on July 17th only once in my entire life, something I've made a BIG DEAL about since I was 14 and made this idea to have something much cooler than the sweet sixteen, is R U I N E D!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK - this was when I first mentioned my sexy seventeen idea - back in year 2002!!! (Go to the 7th or 8th paragraph..)

My cousin Christine who will be having a baby in september or something is having her stinkin' baby shower on my birthday! Helooo?? Did she like forget that or something

And of course I don't have to go to the shower... Which is, like, this huge test on my selfishness. Well I'm the most selfish person I know, and plus... I think it's really selfish of her to throw this shower on MY birthday. Let's see... I've been planning my sexy seventeen my entire high school life, and she has only known about this baby for not even 9 months!! It's not fair.

Sexy seventeen or a B A B Y S H O W E R. There's really no competition there. I slightly feel bad. No one in my family knows exactly how important this birthday is for me, so fuck them!

Baby showers are fricken sappy and scarey anyway. I don't like babies. Why do they need showers?

ARGH AGDJWYUDN DJAJEKF

I eat paper when I'm aggravated.

GRR.

DOUBLE GRR WITH KNOBS.

My life sux sux sucks nasjasjdjlkjnaasmfmndnasndnfnad!!!!!!!!!!

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